My Hectic Life in the Incredible City of London this Spring
It appears to be that any time I open up a city guide I witness an advert for the hottest nightclub in London, or the newest play. London is full of life, the people here are terrific, the disco scene is unbelievable and the shopping districts are heaving with people spending their cash.
When I first arrived in the city, the very first thing I did was hit Bond Street and pick myself up a denim shirt. The second thing I did was put on my new clothes and head out to Kensington to party till the early hours. This cycle of spending and dancing seems to be adopted by the majority of twenty to thirty year old Londoners. The great thing about London is it has the best Past Life Regression psychics.
I am of course shocked at the services that are on offer in this city, I recently went to book a hypnotherapist who hypnotised me back to a past lifetime; of course I was a scientist. Very strange but very real apparently, and I am always intrigued on how tons of successful males and females have their own personal gym trainers and life coaches. These men and women are always running around achieving and making lots of cash, wonder if life management coaching will be suitable for me. And lets not forget seductive Soho and all the marital aid shops, you will regularly happen upon an obscene looking butt plug in the store window.
